What do you do when you want a world government, but the world won't cooperate? Couldn't do much worse than faking an extraterrestrial invasion - and if that fails, there's always climate change. (Seriously, the alien propaganda is reaching a critical pitch...expect faux "visitors" within the next few years which will require us all to unite, put aside our differences & those few pesky remaining civil liberties, & plunge headlong into planetary defense mode)
September 16: Wall Street racketeering; Pennsylvania Avenue pimping; New York slimes; billionaire backpedaling; metaphorical & literal derailments
Price-fixing at JPMorgan metals desk was organized crime, says Justice Dept trying to look tough
Tulsi to Trump: military are not your prostitutes & you're no Iceberg Slim
Trump calls on NYT reporters who slimed Kavanaugh to resign
Elon Musk says 'pedo guy' isn't meant to connote actual pedophilia, why would you think that
Google outage causes existential crisis
Hong Kong metro train derails - protesters whistle & look innocent
September 17: UFO verification; Facebook buys pet court; we're all gonna die; car meets building; Snowden skates again; surveillance from the sky
UFOs are real, says Navy Information Warfare specialist
'We're all gonna die!' shrieks emergency preparedness body formed by World Bank & WHO
Car hits Trump Plaza in upstate NY, #Resistance cheers
Backlash to Snowden book is pure spite, but will help sales, says fellow whistleblower
IARPA seeking facial recognition surveillance tech capable of seeing from great heights
September 18: Just shoot me; just say no to blackface; worship at Greta's climate altar; NATO invents new bodies of water to occupy
OK to use school shooting fear porn to advertise safety, but not fashion?
Trudeau begs forgiveness for blackface genie outfit, diversity hypocrisy
Trudeau gets viciously memed for lifetime of diversity hypocrisy, nepotism
**Confess your climate sins, peon! NBC joins Greta Thunberg's doomsday cult
NATO invents new "Sea of Asimov" to patrol, mine, keep Russians out of
September 19: Deepfake Putin props up Russiagate; Cuba blamed; Saudis shamed; Israel ate Trump's lunch; Facebook gets Loomered; Area 51 unstormed
Deepfake Putin keeps Russiagate faithful on hook, primes Americans for rollout of deepfakes in 2020
Cuban diplomats ejected over "influence operations"
"Machiavellian" Netanyahu "played" Trump with misinformation, says ex-SecState Tillerson
Is Facebook a publisher or a platform? Loomer lawsuit ties lies in knots
Alien enthusiasts begin arriving for Storm Area 51 festivals
September 20: Facebook hates privacy; YouTube hates its users; US hates freedom; Philadelphia loves guns; Mars loves water
Facebook boots 10,000 apps for violating user privacy, & there's more where that came from
YouTube apologizes for removing verification checks from popular users
US itching to protect its oil, not its allies: Americans won't fight for a monarchy
2 shot as gunfire breaks out at Philadelphia high school football game
NASA Insight lander finds water on Mars - and strange magnetic phenomena