Trump's latest fundraising campaign promises to mail fake bricks to lawmakers because Americans no longer know how to heave them through the window themselves. We are so neutered by the shrill shrieking frauds that surround us on a daily basis that half of us accept lessons on the proper way to express masculinity from Procter & Gamble. Revelations may come at the point of a blade, but a Gillette razor is a poor substitute for the guillotine. Revolution? With a national case of Stockholm Syndrome this bad, who needs a police state?
January 14: It's raining men - or spiders - & another kind of Storm
Gillette 'toxic masculinity' ad spurs backlash
Sky-spanning spiderweb the stuff of nightmares
Spotlight-starved Stormy sues scandal-plagued Ohio vice cops
January 15: We'll burn that bridge when we come to it, coke & hookers edition
Tappan Zee Bridge goes out with a bang
DEA agent laundered $7mn in drug money in agency's worst scandal yet
UN survey reveals one in three employees sexually harassed
PressTV journalist held for no declared reason in Kafkaesque detention
January 16: Fake government, fake terror, fake elections, & how not to DIY medicine
Pelosi threatens to cancel Trump's State of the Union address
FBI 'foil' white house explosive plot by guy who thought he could trade car for rockets
Texas man raked in cash with fake PACs for all 3 2016 candidates
Irish man injected self with semen for 18 months in bizarre home back pain cure
January 17: Advertising do's & don'ts; SPLC slander victims fight back
PETA turns entire world off veganism with phallic veggie perv ad
Aeromexico trolls xenophobic stereotypes with 'DNA discount' ad
Pornhub traffic spikes in DC: furloughed feds keeping busy
Immigration group files RICO suit against SPLC for 'hate' smear
January 18: A tunnel in time saves nine; foam brick campaign invigorates Trump faithful; fun with fetuses; the oracle speaks
Conveniently-timed border-wall tunnels cross record number of asylum-seekers
Trump fundraiser promises to mail (fake) bricks to Pelosi & Schumer
March for Life claims victory, mainstream censorship
Pemex pipelines explode, killing fuel thieves
Silent Mueller releases rare statement denying Buzzfeed collusion delusion