This week's headlines, "satire is obsolete" edition.
Nov 5: Willie Horton's revenge, bots laugh last, Farrakhan does Tehran, shittiest flight ever
TV & Facebook drop Willie Horton redux ad
Hillarybots more effective than Trumpbots, study finds
Farrakhan presses American buttons in Iran
And you thought YOUR flight was shitty...
Gymnastics org declared professionally incompetent
Nov 6: Voting is hard, pot calls kettle black, Gillum concedes (but not for long), blue wave flops, Girl Scouts: "no boys allowed"
Polling places freeze when faced with the unexpected: voters
CNN to Hannity: where's your integrity? (Not an Onion story)
Gillum concedes in Florida race [not for long, as it turns out...]
Blue wave fails to materialize
Girl Scouts to Boys: stop poaching our customers
Nov 7: Robot surgeon kills patient, Acosta meltdown, Trump auto-backpattery, space tumbleweeds
Robot surgery goes horribly wrong
Acosta learns actions have consequences
Trump takes (undeserved) credit for oil price drop
Trump takes (deserved) credit for Flake's flake
Trump blames Obama for Crimean referendum
Moon has company: astronomers photograph dust clouds
Nov 8: Iranians should eat Pompeo, Antifa apologist hides under bed, Trump says GTFO, wildfire spreads like...
Pompeo says he knows what's best for Iranians: starving
Vox.com creep defends Antifa vs. Carlson, deletes Twitter when called out
Trump tightens border controls: no asylum for you
California wildfire engulfs towns, forces evacuations
Nov 9: Panopticon coming soon, Bermuda triangle of votes, Amazon snitches, Saudis save face
DEA & ICE hiding surveillance cameras in streetlights
Bermuda triangle of votes strikes again: Florida recount on horizon
'Alexa, who's the killer?' Echo to testify in murder trial
Saudis end US refueling in Yemen to avoid embarrassing protests
Ashton Kutcher proves gun laws don't work