It's becoming increasingly difficult to tell where politics ends & religion begins - & where satire ends & social movement begins. But when your cult is based on a doctrine rejected from politics for not meeting even the lowest factual standards, or your social movement is born out of a satire in which you didn't realize you were the joke, it might be time to find something else to do with your life. But hey, this is 'murica, land of opportunity: just don't try to take any, it's all been reserved for people with more money than you.
December 16: Pop goes the hateblimp; the next big thing in Fear
Whoopi Goldberg tells Meghan McCain to shut up, embodying the will of all Americans
Man arrested after 4-hour shootout-standoff with Columbus cops
December 17: Don't say the g-word; actors do politics; mad Maxine defends doctrine; Mormons' apocalypse stash exposed
Trump admin won't budge on Armenian genocide terminology despite unified Congress
**Greta Thunberg biopic shows the cameras have been rolling from day one of her climate strike
Maxine Waters admits the facts aren't on her side, but clings to Russiagate doctrine anyway
Mormon Church hoarding $100bn against Second Coming, says IRS whistleblower
December 18: Demons 4 Kidz; Manafort spared double jeopardy; Hariri bounces; Pelosi panders with purple-prosed Pledge
Exorcists on the warpath about 'demon summoning for kids' book
NY judge dismisses state charges against Manafort, citing double jeopardy
Hariri backs out of Lebanese PM election as protests threaten to derail talks
Pelosi opens impeachment debate with pandering pantomime of patriotism
3 stabbed, 1 killed at at Beaverton Wells Fargo
December 19: Rowling treads on trans toes; Alexa wants a seat at the Christmas table; Pelosi stalls as impeachment not so peachy
JK Rowling eviscerated by fans after sticking up for woman fired over biological view of sex
Pelosi's foot-dragging handing impeachment to Senate enrages Republicans eager to spike the case
December 20: Trump typos titillate; taking offense keeps 'muricans feeling virtuous; Trump & Pelosi play nice over SOTU
**PC thought police would rather feed the trolls than admit their own racism
Trump & Pelosi make nice over SOTU as supporters cheer for inevitable backstab