It's important to get rid of all your accumulated sociopathy before the new year so you don't pay taxes on it. That's the only way i can explain some of these stories, at least. Taking Christmas Eve/Christmas off, so hopefully there is at least a full-length article or five coming soon
December 17: What's the difference between Catholics & cannibals? One believes in population control; all work & no play drives Special Forces crazy
Catholic priest abuse investigations spread to 45 states: names named
A cannibal, his wife, and their mistress: modern love & ritual murder in Brazil
Nunchucks legal in New York after ban declared unconstitutional
December 18: Facebook screws users, again; Trump loses foundation, gains a worm; pot calls kettle black
Trump Foundation to be dissolved under governmental oversight
Blind wormlike amphibian to be named after Trump, because climate change
Geopolitical thug Nikki Haley calls MBS 'thuggish,' because it takes one to know one
December 19: We have met the "Russian meddlers," & they are Democrats. If you read nothing else i wrote this week, please read this article, & share it with all your Russiagate-believing friends/relatives. Also: BuzzFeed beats Steele dossier defamation suit; Tesla spontaneously combusts; cultural otterpropriation
Democratic disinfo experts used "Russian" social media tricks to sway Alabama election
Judge dismisses Russian's defamation suit against BuzzFeed over Steele dossier libel
Tesla spontaneously combusts - twice in one day
CA aquarium's fat otter joke offends the perpetually-offended
December 20: When in doubt, blame Satan; legislative virtue-signaling; more reasons to avoid Alexa; Mad Dog put down; Senate finally criminalizes lynching
Alabama cops blame Satan (and Kids These Days) for homicide spike
Alexa, what's my neighbor doing? Amazon device sends recordings to stranger
'Mad Dog' Mattis to quit Trump administration because he can't have all the wars he wants
House approves border wall funding; government shutdown imminent as Schumer promises to block
Trump tweets surreal Green Acres clip to celebrate farm bill passage
Senate passes anti-lynching bill, 100 years too late
December 21: US to fund moar Ukrainian provocation; beefeaters join yellow vests; UK retakes migrant-hijacked ship; when is a wall not a wall?
US pledges $10mn more in military aid as Ukraine mulls second Kerch provocation
Beefeaters on strike at Tower of London for first time in 55 years, don yellow vests in solidarity
UK forces seize migrant-hijacked ship after 12hr standoff
Border bait-n-switch: the Wall has become a 'beautiful' fence
1929 will come again: stock market in toilet for Christmas
& missing from last week's collection - Mueller expands collusion hunt to...Israel?