My headlines from this week, as the nation is slowly engulfed by crazy. Next week: firing squads?
Oct 22: Monsanto verdict stands; Brooklyn cops vent sexual frustration; Mexico City explodes; 'the Mooch' clings to relevance; 'Bloody Gina' back from Turkey, where escaped convict goes on totally unrelated rampage; Canadian elections dull in comparison
MonSatan must pay, affirms court
Brooklyn precinct's sexual frustration erupts in mouthful of panties
Mexico was blowing up before it was cool
Sad hedge fund man tries to dance his way back into our hearts
'Bloody Gina' Haspel off to Istanbul for knowledge-sharing w/Saudi thugs
Istanbul con goes on butcher shop stabbing rampage
Toronto elections now 100% less psychotic than southern neighbors
Oct 23: Godwin's Law eats itself; terrorists <3 food stamps; Trump blames CA for wildfires; Ecuador forgets what 'asylum' means; half of Yemenis poised to starve
Former Bush aide takes Trump vs Hitler to next level
Food stamp fraud funds terrorism -report
Trump blames CA for wildfires & drought, threatens to withhold aid
Ecuador declines to protect Assange from extradition, forgets what 'asylum' means
New UN stats show half of Yemen on brink of famine
Oct 24: NYTimes publishes Trump snuff porn; Argentina prepares to relive 2001 crisis; Waters gets double-bombed; FL kids plot murder; new video of Trump hotel shooter; Israel shoots up Gaza, again
NYTimes publishes Trump snuff porn & bad spyfic while bleating about civility
Argentina protests austerity cuts from largest-ever IMF bailout; replay of 2001 looms
Maxine Waters receives 2nd dud mailbomb, 'ain't scared'
Florida tweens planned to murder & eat classmates to spend eternity with Satan
Video emerges of Trump hotel shooter ahead of trial
IDF hits 8 sites in Gaza after rocket attack
Oct 25: #metoo-gle; Rachel Dolezal's revenge; glyphosate is everywhere; Japan resettles radiation refugees; more suspicious packages in NYC and FL; Haspel briefs Trump on hack(ed) journalist
#metoo-gle: Google gets taste of own medicine with harassment exposé
Transracial shoe on other foot, thanks to Dr. Phil
Glyphosate: it's everywhere you want to be
Japan redefines "safe" radiation to send Fukushima residents home
FL courthouse evacuated for suspicious packages
CNN building evacuated again, this time over kids' toys
Haspel briefs Trump on Khashoggi death tape
Oct 26: NBC hid discrediting info on Kavanaugh witness; HBO hires sex coach; personal responsibility no longer a thing
NBC sat on discrediting info about Kavanaugh accuser
HBO hires stunt coordinator for sex scenes
Media blames Gab.ai for synagogue shooting